
Have you ever had one of those days when one, if not all, of your monkeys push every button you have and then go back and push them again and again? If not, I hope you never do, but if your answer is a resounding yes, then you can commiserate with me.
My day started out pretty much the routine way. Javin woke up a bit before me and headed back to his room to play. I ran and started a shower, hoping to make it through the entire thing with out a toddler insisting that he too needed to take a shooor (shower). I nearly made it too. I was just turning off the water when I heard him come barging in and demanding to take a shooor. Well, I figured that he really could use one. That all went well. I was thinking life was pretty good this morning. After that I headed to the living room to get Orissa changed, medicated, and fed. That too went with out any major hitches.
Now I know you're thinking, well that day sounds pretty good and even calm, and it was, but then all hades broke loose. Megan came over with Shaylee Bugs. Javin was so excited to have his cousin over to play. They headed up the stairs to play with all the fun toys. Moments later we hear a thump bump, bang boom crash. At the thump bump we both ran to the bottom of the staircase only to see a toy box being thrown down with toys raining down behind it, and the two monkeys standing at the top giggling and arming themselves for the next barrage.
I calmly headed up the shrapnel riddled stairway to stop them from letting the next volley loose (you can ask Megan, I really was calm). I nicely told Javin that we don't throw the toys down the stairs, and if he did it any more he was in trouble. Wouldn't you know it, two minutes after I was settled back on the couch, those distinctive crashing noises came again. This time I ran up the stairs and told him he was going to have to take a nap if he did it again. He said he wouldn't do it again. (I know, I trusted a 2 and a half year old, what was I thinking?) After that talking to, he and the Bugs started to follow me down. I thought for sure we had seen the end of flying toys. I was kind of right, but only kind of. A couple of minutes after that we hear thump bump, crunch scream cry crash, and made it to the bottom of the stairs in time to see Shaylee hit the floor. Megan scooped up the Bugs and checked for any real damage, and I headed half way up to give Javin a a real talking to.
I asked him what happened. Javin said, "Shaylee bonk, she bonk!" I said he knew that she bonked but explained that I needed to know how she bonked. He then pointed at his feet and said, "Shaylee bonk my shoe." I told him it wasn't nice to push her, that she is so much smaller and just learned to come down the stairs, and that he really needed to be gentle. I then informed Javin that he needed to say he was sorry and give the Bugs a hug. He flat refused. I then told him if he was going to be a meany bo beany that he was going to have to take a nap. He said, "NO!" I said, "Yes, I think you need a time out, until you can be nice and say sorry!" "NO, Ommy, NO." As you can well guess I wasn't very happy with that monkey. I scooped him up and carried him down to the bottom of the stairs, on the last one I stepped down, and instantly yelled out, "I told you not to throw your toys down here and now my foot hurts. OUCH! That's it you are going down for a time out, forget getting out until you are sorry." I hopped the rest of the way to my room to put him on the bed. You see, one of the many many toys he had throw down was a lego and it had jumped up and bit my foot, or rather my foot has a lego radar and loves to hurt and so I yelled and I rarely yell.
A minute later I decided it was probably a bad place to put him 'cause that was where I had put the Miss Oriss down for her nap. By the time that thought made it through my brain to my feet, he had already awakened her and was trying to pick her up. With the mood his actions had put me in I ran in and grabbed her up and demanded that he lay down. He cried a bit, calling my name, trying hard to work on the Mommy sympathy button. OK, I admit it after a few minutes I gave in and talked to him about how he was being. He said "Sorry Ommy, I sorry." I then asked him if he would be nice to Shaylee and give her a hug. "Es Ommy I sorry." Well, he was so cute there sitting on the edge of the bed, I gave in and believed him.
Javin slid off the bed, ran to the living room, gave hugs and then they headed back up the stairs to his room to play. And play they did. They giggled and played and had fun. After ten or fifteen minutes the Bugs came down and Javin continued to play. Oh joy, all was calm, everyone was happy, YAY!
Megan and I settled into a movie, The Mysterious Mr. Moto, and all was right with the world. Nearly half way through the movie I thought Javin was crying. We paused and listened and decided, no, he was just playing. Then the movie ended and Megan said, "Is he crying? I think he is crying this time." I agreed that this time he was crying and headed up to see where he had gotten stuck. Nearing the top of the staircase I saw what I thought to be the problem, the guest room door was closed, and it has a doorknob safety lock on the inside. He must have closed the door and now wanted out. I could hear his sad little cry, "Ommy, Ommy...." I opened the door, expecting him to run out and all would be well. It was not to be. The first thing I noticed was that something was blocking the door, I looked to see if he was sitting in front of the door, and saw a diaper there. I looked up and across the room to see Javin standing half naked on the coffee table in a puddle with tears streaming down his face. I immediately starting trying to calm him down, and my eyes continued to scan the room. A couple of feet in front of the table, I saw what could have been, but sadly wasn't, chocolate smeared on the carpet. My well trained Mommy eyes recognized the mess for what it was on the spot. I also surmised what had happened. I ran to him, deftly avoiding the brown goo and held him in my arms, again avoiding the brown mess that was all over him, and told him it was all right, and that I loved him. His eyes were brimming with tears as I carried him to the door. I quickly maneuvered him out of the room and some how kept the Bugs at bay as I closed the door, and dare I say, skillfully carried his poop covered body down to the shower.
Now the real fun began. I pulled out one of the many wipe containers and started to wipe him down so he was clean enough to take a shower. I washed him up, and left him to play in the water as I headed up with rag and soap and wipes and garbage bag to attack the 2nd half of the mess. Oh, it was so terribly gross. I tell you, my gag reflex is in working order! After a good 15 minutes of intense scrubbing I came down, with a bag full of yuck, and headed to the trash can. Then I got Javin out of the tub and diapered him and sent him on his way. Ok, let him go as he ran giggling a way from his clothes.
Later he ended up running through the house in a white "cape", and we dubbed him Diaper Boy! His friend Andrew came by and he got to say hi and happy day to him, yes still in nothing but his super hero get up.

Now, you might be thinking, that is a lot for one day, and I whole heartedly agree, but this was not all. After his short visit with Andrew (and Mommy getting to visit with her friends Dori and Jeremiah) he and the Bugs were on the move again. Then we heard the tell tale sign of kids getting into trouble...very loud giggling coming from upstairs. I turned to Megan and said, "Oh no, they are laughing, nothing good comes from that kind of laughing." I headed, once again, up the LONG flight of stairs. I had only to go a few steps up to realized we were in for more fun, I heard splash, giggle, giggle, splash splash! "OH, not the toilet, Megan the toilet, water mess stop that you monkeys. Bring a garbage bag!"
And then we put the kiddy jail fence around the stairway and life finally stared to settle down. Shawn was a life saver, as when he got off work, he kindly agreed to tend the monkey zoo while Megan and I headed out to dinner kid free, for our sanity's' sake. We came home to find Aaron and Shawn peacefully watching TV with three sleeping and very adorable children, for by then they had transformed back to their former state. Peace had finally hit the Leavitt home. All is well.